Thursday, March 28, 2013

Pick

  When one picks one's nose it is often best to do so in the company of strangers. Such people usually require a certain level of escapism in their daily lives. So, why not give them what they need!

  Go on and ram your finger in that sniffer of yours. If you favor the right nostril then pick the right nostril. If you favor the left nostril then pick the left nostril. Dig really deep in there.

  I used to be able to pick my nose and eat my own boogers. They did not taste gross or disgusting. They didn't taste like much of anything. Some of my 8th grade classmates would practically bribe me to eat them.

  They would cheer me on and then make gagging sounds as if it was the grossest thing they had ever seen. They all led such sheltered lives. Locked up in their makeshift ivory towers.

  I learned a valuable lesson during my nose picking days. I learned that in order to get the biggest reaction from people.... one must pick one's nose like there's no tomorrow.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

We Live In Very Exciting Times

We live in very exciting times! We can send information around the world in the blink of an eye. NASA has confirmed that Mars did indeed once have a habitable environment. A cure for cancer and a cure for HIV are currently being tested and developed. Chemtrails are trying really hard to prevent our planet from evolving but are ultimately failing. The looming deficit appears to have no end in sight but may just result in a major shift of our political landscape. World wide protests are taking place in an effort to bring about a greater awareness of the financial imbalance that has plagued the country for far too long. December 21, 2012 came and went without so much as a whimper (just like the Mayans predicted; contrary to popular belief). Massive amounts of new energies are shooting out from the center of the galaxy and are enveloping everything and everyone in its warmth.

But above all else, mankind is on the verge of reclaiming and embracing our humanity. Never before has such a monumental event taken place on such a massive scale! I for one am very grateful to be alive during such an important period of our history and evolution. We should all be grateful for there's no telling when another opportunity like this will present itself.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Entire Universe

My body is the entire Universe, all beings my heart and soul. You are no different.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Until Life Echos

Sun
Rises
Sun
Sets
All is here
All is bright
Vivid
Oranges
Grasp
The
Moon
Bold yellows
Choke
The sky
Into submission
All of our wishes
All of our troubles
Shall stabilize upon
The inevitable horizon
Delay each day
Until
Life
Echos!

@

Friday, March 15, 2013

Like A Shadow That Never Leaves (quote)

"If you speak or act with a calm, bright heart, then happiness follows you, like a shadow that never leaves." -Buddha

Monday, March 11, 2013

Long As Martyrs

Hole
She
Arched
Phantoms
Never
Said
Love
Alas
Bad
Belabor
Crowns
Royal
Pompousness
Someone recalls
Assholes
Are
Remembered
Just as long
As
Martyrs

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Space Time

Catastrophic
Pour some scotch
Inhale oxygen
Air out
Troubles
Verse
By
Verse
In
Short
Get
Drunk
Read Whitman
Get
Drunk
Traverse
Space
Time

Friday, March 8, 2013

Happy or Sad

Reluctantly I tried to make her adore me rather than love me. She slapped me instantaneously and without regret. Two times I told bold faced lies but only because the truth would have freaked her out so intensely and dramatically that there would be no recovery from it. Truly.

And forget about pleauring her to the point of no return. No, she would not approve of such madness. To her pleasure is mostly derived from extended periods of celibacy and finger pointing. I'm not lying here.

On our anniversary I did my best to show her a good time. I made reservations at some fancy pants French restaurant but when we got there they said that I made no such reservation. I spoke to the manager but all he did was furrow his brow and roll his eyes. So, I punched him square in the jaw and tore up his fancy pants suit.

We were escorted out of the place as the manager shouted French insults. My love she looked like she was about to cry but instead she slapped me and jumped on my person. She licked my face and kissed my neck. She seemed very excited.

So we skipped dinner and went straight to dessert. Ha, ha. I'm not a big fan of inunedos but they do serve a purpose. So, after having hot sex in the back of my accord, she said nothing to me. I couldn't tell if she was happy or sad.

I guess she was mainly disappointed because that was the last time I saw her. Really it was. Well... it was the last time she knew I saw her.

Ten years later I spotted her at the local mall. She was holding a crap load of shopping bags and looked very happy. She was also being embraced by some tall muscular guy with a mustache. I stood about four feet behind them; they didn't even know anyone was watching them.

Five minutes passed and some kids ran out of the toy store and towards them. They shouted, "Mommy! Daddy! Look what we got!" I watched them take each other's hand and walk away like the quintessential happy family.

Now, I don't know if I feel happy or sad.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Alive & Interesting

It's lonely being
A Freak
But
I shall not
Assimilate
Into
That superficiality
You call
Success
Damn success!
Success be damned!
You're all a bunch
Of whores and
Prostitutes
Prostitutes
Of
Capitalism!!!!!!!
I do not need success!
There is nothing viable in it
Sadness
Depression
Struggle
Strife
Confusion
These are the things that
Contain more truth
Than "success"!
These are the things that
Keep us Freaks
Alive & interesting

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Long Guitars

Long guitars
Outstretching
Miles
We speak blankly
With the Sun
To our
Backs
No one can tell us
Who to be or screw
A can of mixed
Vegetables
Is all we consume
And tomorrow we'll eat cacti
If that's what it takes
To be
Whole

Monday, March 4, 2013

The Loft

I imagine myself
And her
Living in a cozy loft
Somewhere in NYC
Cuddling up on
A well padded mattress
Eating Ramen Noodles
Out of a big bowl
Reciting poetry to
Each other
Laughing hysterically
Because we can't
Believe how long it took
Us to find love and hang on
To it
We live off
The advance I
Received for my
Latest novel
It's not much but
It allows us to
Remain secure
In our
Love nest
For a year or so
Most mornings
We make Love
Until Noon
Then we walk
Through
Central Park
And point out
All the rich
Vibrant colors
Of the leaves
We make out
In the shade
Of
A Willow Oak
Some people stare
But most of them
Smile and move on
We watch and listen
To a homeless violinist
Express
His strife
Via his
Antique
Violin
I drop a $20
In his empty
Coffee cup
And we
Head back
To the
Loft
She strips slowly
Then pushes me
Onto the mattress
Her nude form
Illuminates
My soul
As she lays
To my left
She whispers
"I wish this
Could last forever
And ever."
I kiss her
Neck
And stroke
Her hair
She falls asleep
And I....
Wake
Up

Dirty Beige

She gave me room
To breathe
I
Bought her
A
Brand new
Pair of
Purple fantastic
Heels
She wore them
Happily but reluctant
While we
Had hot sex
On the dirty beige
Billiard table

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Honest Creativity

Just watched two great movies about writers and the creative process. The Words and Ruby Sparks. Both inspire one to be as honest as possible when expressing one's self.