U.F.O. SIGHTINGS hitting PRIMETIME NEWS NATIONWIDE like never before!

So far have sold 6 copies of my e-book 'The Sofa That Ate Everyone.'

AuthorStand. ebook - The Sofa That Ate Everyone by Ryan Loera

AuthorStand. ebook - The Sofa That Ate Everyone by Ryan Loera

My new short novel titled The Sofa That Ate Everyone is available for download in ebook format for the low price of $3.00.
Well worth read. :-)

AuthorStand. ebook - Rotation by Ryan Loera

AuthorStand. ebook - Rotation by Ryan Loera

Writing screenplay titled 'Because I Said So.' It's actually coming along nicely.

Got asked to write a screenplay. I have a few ideas, not certain. Will be my first screenplay.

ego-Stinct

ego-Stinct

original poem. inspired by the ego but not the super ego.

Weights (poem)

Weights (poem)

original poem. inspired by nothing and everything.

Outspoken covering Disturbed xvid

A man inside a box is not a man.

AuthorStand. ebook - A Werewolf In My Pocket by Ryan Loera

AuthorStand. ebook - A Werewolf In My Pocket by Ryan Loera


Listing my stories online in ebook format. Will sell my novel on same site soon. :-)

Found a website on which I can sell my novel in ebook form.

HD 2 Huge UFO's moving across the night sky .mov

Rotation

Rotation

Wrote short story titled Rotation.

Blindss

Family Guy - Pick Up My Poop

Family Guy - Cool Whip

Who will save me from the wee turtles?

Extraterrestrials Are Among Us

Extraterrestrials Are Among Us

Preserves

Preserves

Cold Bait

Cold Bait

Sea Foam in Ocean City,MD - Hurricane Irene

Elenin or Nibiru 27th August 2011 and its back

CLOSE CONTACT (HD)

Strange Sounds in Colorado Before Earthquake

The Quickening

Believe In Yourself

Believe in yourself. Believe in your own abilities. Believe that everything is as it should be. Believe that we are all experiencing this reality for a wonderfully beautiful reason.

Finished reading Billy Budd by Herman Melville.

Rawhide

Had awesome sighting a few minutes ago. It's just too bad there's still a lot of closed-minded people today.

Racecar spelled backwards is racecar.

Preserves

Awaking to wonder

Awakening

To nothing other than

Brilliant colors

Scraping up hope

And preserving

It in jars

How is it possible

To go so far

While remaining

So scarred

We elevate

Our status

Then drink bottles

Of malice

Never a question

Never a quote

Never a quake

Strong enough

To jolt the fabric

The fabric of all

Being

The miniscule worries

Of Giants

Out of a desolate slumber

Out of a jar like no other

With only one color

Ignorance is a lie.

Do you have a garage or a car hole?

Need two ethernet cables for wireless router.

Reading On The Road by Jack Kerouac.

Universal Responsibility

I believe that to meet the challenges of our times, human beings will have to develop a greater sense of universal responsibility. Each of us must learn to work not just for oneself, one's own family or nation, but for the benefit of all humankind. Universal responsibility is the key to human survival. It is the best foundation for world peace.

- His Holiness the Dalai Lama

Left-handed pants.

Green hair shirt.

Fortunately it smells as if a funk called the bank immoral.

Morality compass my shoes.

Bean curd jello star.

Tediousness

Remember... we are eternal. All this pain is an illusion.

Mmmm. Pork and beans. The dinner of champions.

Sofa That Ate Everyone (excerpt)

Here is an excerpt from an original story of mine titled 'The Sofa That Ate Everyone.'

It was a boring Saturday afternoon and I was sitting on the living room floor reading a comic book. The only reason I was sitting on the floor was because my parents had ordered a new sofa a few days earlier and gave away our old sofa. Don’t ask me why. I guess they grew tired of sitting on the same brown sofa every day. Or maybe it had something to do with the fact that our dog, Wally, loved to chew on it.

  “Hey, Billy! Check out the cool claws that Dad bought me at the mall!” My little brother, Logan, burst through the front door. He was only seven years old but he was smarter than most seven year olds. Oh and yes he was named after a certain comic book hero. I won’t say which one but you can probably guess.

  “I kind of wish they were real claws instead of plastic but they’re still pretty cool.” He ran up to me and formed a super hero pose by flexing his scrawny biceps.

  “Yeah, those look awesome, Loggy!” I liked calling him Loggy.

  “Billy! Would you mind giving us a hand here?”

  Mom and Dad were trying to shove the new sofa through the doorway. Mom had insisted on paying extra for delivery but Dad was convinced he knew what he was doing. Just like always.

  Two summers ago there was a huge beehive hanging from the oak tree in our backyard and Dad took it upon himself to get rid of it. He armed himself with nothing more than a hockey mask, oven mitts and a rake. Oh and he also had me and Logan standing by with the water hose. He counted to three and then struck the beehive with the rake. It fell to the ground and a swarm of bees quickly followed! Dad then ran towards us shouting, “Turn on the hose! Turn on the hose!”

  Unfortunately, we were both in too much shock at the sight of that many bees. We couldn’t believe our eyes! There must have been over a thousand of them! The only thing we could do was stand and watch Dad get stung multiple times by some pretty angry bees. Logan and I never got stung for some reason. Probably because the bees didn’t see us as a threat.

  I once saw this show where some guy covered his entire body with millions of bees! He allowed the bees to crawl all over him for a full twenty four hours. A few of them crawled into his ears and nostrils. Afterwards, he said that the bees didn’t sting him because he remained perfectly calm and didn’t panic. The bees had no reason to sting him because they did not see him as a threat. Too bad Dad didn’t see the same show.

  He flailed his arms around and swatted at them until he could swat no more. Luckily, I was able to break out of my initial shock induced trance and turn on the water hose full blast. By the time I had soaked Dad from head to toe the bees had finally given up. Mom came home from work early that day and helped him pluck out all the stingers. That was also the day that Dad found out he was allergic to bee stings. His face and arms were swollen for a whole week! He kind of looked like a scarecrow that had been overstuffed with hay.

  I still laugh about it sometimes whenever I see a beehive.

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Loaders

Man at store: Don't you hate free-loaders? Me: No. Man: You like free-loaders? Me: I like everyone. I love everyone. Man: You love everyone? Me: Yes. Man: ?

Watched movie Skyline. Story is weak and acting mediocre. The ending is pretty cool. Maybe the sequel will explain more.

ecord demo soon. Also future plans to tour.

Looking for a bass player for original band. Someone with some playing experience and likes rock/hard rock. We have singer, guitarist, drummer and will r

Gotta' write a story about the Banana King.

We don't need a hundred versions of the same cell phone. We don't need a thousand versions of the same politician feeding us lies.

Finished writing story titled 'The Sofa That Ate Everyone.' It's a metaphor for capitalism/consumerism.

Call me Ishmael...

Limitless is an awesome movie.

Leo Tolstoy Leo Tolstoy

Sometimes I wish nostalgia could be bottled.

Brent Spiner is a seriously underrated actor.

Diaphonous

It is perfectly human to help another human.

Nearly finished writing a story titled 'The Sofa That Ate Everyone.'

Watched The King's Speech. It's okay. I guess it won all those awards because it's about a king.

Who defines what is and isn't crazy? We're all born a little crazy.

Design specs for my flux capacitor are finished.

I'm not an arrogant type but somehow by me saying I'm not arrogant makes me look arrogant.

Gonna' make my own flux capacitor.

There's a big glowing orb hovering low over my neighborhood right now. It just appeared.

Faces

Viva La Revolucion!

7

Got idea for story about a homeless poet.

I'll square it all away! And transmute our Pain.

Gonna finish my novel and begin the search for a publisher and literary agent.

Life is short. Sweet but short.

Saved By The Bell boxed set.